So injuries from the past 14 weeks

Bruised ribs - more than once
Winded - lots
hyper extended thumb
Knackered wrist
Twisted ankle
Dodgy knee
Concussion - with amnesia
Friction burn on chin - from snow!
Deep bruise on thigh - from jumping the snowmobile
some kind of bruise / strain / something or other on the right shoulder

Not bad for 14 weeks, faired a lot better than some of the other guys