A joke about two farmers

Two farmers are talking about the best way to shag a sheep. The first say "I like to grab the sheep's front legs and hoist them into the air, so we are belly to belly. I then pull the sheep close, take my belt and tie it round the both of us." The second farmer then says "I like to take the sheep's rear legs and stick its left rear leg in my left wellington boot and its right rear leg in my right wellington boot. I then grab the front legs and stetch them out in front of me." The first farmer then says "What, no snogging then..."


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The wonders of being back in the country!